Friday, December 23, 2011

Holidayz Bitchz

Today a rapper from Brick Squad named Slim Dunkin will be land to rest in Atlanta, G.A. The police claim the incident was over a argument over candy. Brick Squad head star Waka Flocka Flame been commenting on the lost of his friend with quotes on twitter he was told don't question GOD. But his quote was " I did way more fuck shit in my life then lil bra, It should have been me." Police have a suspect a Atlanta rapper Young Vito, who brought himself in cause he fears for his life. Well, Well, Well, That candy was a crack rock and this was a crack head fight, The headline should have been " When the crackrock goes wrong! " MR(z) Flame saying " It should have been me...." He's right, he's been the one sucking dicks for money... And poor Young Vito, If they find out if it was him they will VETO him.

50 Cent has a new energy drink called "STREET KING" He's announcing a new holiday spin on his drink with Santa themed ads that supposed to be going to hungry African families. Now 50, you did good with selling koolaid to Pepsi for millions, Now your trying to sell shots of speed (ACID for the dummies) with Santa.... Really.... Then the charity proceeds is going to hungry Africans that have hunted for 100's of years. Look... send the hungry Africans STREET KING so they can hunt faster, now their even faster than the fastest, and if you hook them you could have a continent as your trap.... That PIMPIN!!! Mister two cased quarters.

Rapper Shawty Lo was hospitalized for a unspecified complications for his Type-2 diabetes. He's doing well and is seeking a future maintaining a healthier lifestyle. Well Shawty Lo, you should have had less sweet-n-low. If you continue on that path your name will be Lo-Lo cause that sugar will get them legs taking maybe your dick. If that happens just kill yourself.

Boxer Floyd Mayweather has pleaded guilty in his domestic violence case for hitting the mother of his children in 2010 in front of them. He will serve 90 days, pay $2,500, and 100 hours of attending a domestic violence program. Well even Ali was shelled shocked after all thought years he thought he was still in the ring. And he thought the children was the audience cheering for his opponent. Now the state is about to train him not to fight. Like telling a tiger not to be a tiger....

Chrismas BITCHEZ!!!

Douchebag OUT!!

1 comment:

  1. lol you going in son. This CeeGramz from the Smash brothers.

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